About The Concert Guru

Born into a family of wealth, Jim Rock lived the life of extravagance. Nonstop drugs, sex, and rock n’ roll. In fact, during his days at Yale, he was rumored to do more coke than even George C. Bush (The King of Coke). Partying with celebrities, and traveling the world in first class, it was the life of a King. Then one day his dream life came crashing down. A hip injury in the International Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships forced him out of the finals. In a deep depression with suicidal thoughts, Jim decided to study with a famous Guru to find the meaning of life. After 30 years he found it. He changed his name from Jim to The Concert Guru. He has now dedicated his entire life to answer the mystical and mundane questions about Concerts.

To ask The Concert Guru a question, please email concertguru@theconcertgoer.com. Please keep in mind he lives in the hills, and rarely checks his email. Responses usually take 2-3 months.

“Guru”

I am so offended by your comments about Indians. I was born in India, and can tell a smelly fart and a non-smelly fart. How dare you presume that all Indians, just because they smell smelly people can no longer differeniate between good smell and bad smells? Habib, India

Habib-

Thank You for teaching me tolerance, and to really investigate something before saying something, or believing something just because I read it in the paper. After further investigate, Al Gore should be our president now. The Concert Guru.

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