About The Concert Guru

Born into a family of wealth, Jim Rock lived the life of extravagance. Nonstop drugs, sex, and rock n’ roll. In fact, during his days at Yale, he was rumored to do more coke than even George C. Bush (The King of Coke). Partying with celebrities, and traveling the world in first class, it was the life of a King. Then one day his dream life came crashing down. A hip injury in the International Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships forced him out of the finals. In a deep depression with suicidal thoughts, Jim decided to study with a famous Guru to find the meaning of life. After 30 years he found it. He changed his name from Jim to The Concert Guru. He has now dedicated his entire life to answer the mystical and mundane questions about Concerts.

To ask The Concert Guru a question, please email concertguru@theconcertgoer.com. Please keep in mind he lives in the hills, and rarely checks his email. Responses usually take 2-3 months.

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I go to concerts with my girlfriends all the time. The problem is that they are always late to my house, which makes us late to the Concert. I love my friends, but I want to see the beginning of the Concert. Help Me! Jennifer, Pasadena California

Jennifer-

This is an ancient problem. During the time of the Egyptian Pharaohs, rituals were constantly running late because the people being sacrificed were always taking as much time to get ready as possible. The solution was provided when the Pharaohs decided not to sacrifice them as part of the ritual. Mediate on this. The Concert Goer. 2/19/07